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Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Posted by philgomes 6:30 PM
Jim Turley And Marketing Buzzwords

Jim Turley And Marketing Buzzwords
I just came across this while doing some research. Many have put up lists for the "retired jerseys" of technology marketing buzzwords (e.g., "feature-rich," "robust," "seamlessly integrated," and their ilk), but this one from renowned microprocessor industry observer Jim Turley is better than most.
Delivered as his newsletter's editorial policy:
  • "Solution" is a solid dissolved in a liquid, not a catch-all term for any product or service.
  • "Platform" is a structural surface bearing weight, not a computer, processor, or operating system.
  • "Engine" is a device that burns fossil fuel to produce mechanical force, not a semiconductor device.
  • The word "actually" is not to be used more than tree times in a single sentence.
  • "Unique" shall mean one-of-a-kind, singular and unprecedented not "somewhat different from similar products or services."
  • "Methodology" is banned until such time it can be demonstrated that the word differs in some significant respect from the existing and apparently identical term "method."
Like I said... There are a lot of these lists out there, but I'm pretty sure this one hasn't made the rounds of PR blogs and email lists just yet. (And I read all of them.)
You're welcome. *8-)




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