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	Phil's Blogservations Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posted by philgomes 6:30 PM "Deep Throat" Unmasked "Deep Throat" Unmasked According to the AP, we know who "Deep Throat" is now: Breaking a silence of 30 years, former FBI official W. Mark Felt stepped forward Tuesday as Deep Throat, the secret Washington Post source that helped bring down President Nixon during the Watergate scandal. Within hours, the paper ratified his claim. Honestly, I'm not going to be able to take it if too many of my favorite conspiracy theories get demystified all at once. Kind of reminds me of that Chappelle's Show skit when Chappelle lampoons Morgan Freeman's turn as the president in Deep Impact. Freaked out yet? Have I blown your mind, or do you still think you can handle my job? Because if you're cocky and think you've got a hold of this, I've got some more information for you. Would you like to know who killed Kennedy? Ready for the truth, America? Here it comes: Oswald killed Kennedy. That's right. Lee Harvey Oswald killed John F. Kennedy alone and by himself... ...with a magic bullet. That's right. The bullet was actually magical. Magic does exist. We've known this for about 2,000 years. Next thing I know, the Roswell crash really was a weather balloon. All of my investments in tinfoil are going to go to waste, huh? HOME | OBSESSIONS | FAQ | HEROES | CAREER | BLOG | CONTACT Note that the views expressed on this site do not necessarily reflect those of Phil's employer, its business partners, its clients, or anyone or anything that doesn't come from Phil.	ABOUT THIS BLOG This blog not only discusses PR and media matters, but Phil's everyday observations about a variety of topics. EMAIL phil[at] philgomes[[dot}]com SYNDICATE Feedburner ARCHIVE YAHOO! IM SKYPE WISH LIST PITCH POLICY MY PHOTOS www.flickr.com Photostream RSS Enter your Email Powered by FeedBlitz COMMENT AND TRACKBACK POLICY Comments and trackbacks are unmoderated, though I will delete the patently offensive ones. Any comments and trackbacks are the opinions of the individual writer of those comments and trackbacks, and not those of Phil Gomes, his employer, its clients, or its business partners. If you have a bone to pick, bug the people who wrote the comment or trackback.