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Monday, March 27, 2006

Posted by philgomes 2:31 PM
"You'se A Ho... HO! You'se A Ho... HO! I Say Dat You'se A Ho..."

"You'se A Ho... HO! You'se A Ho... HO! I Say Dat You'se A Ho..."

Great... 'Effing great...

I give talks and lectures every so often. I used to have a pretty regular gig at SFSU. One of the things that would break my heart was when it was clear that a student's only idea of PR was that Kim Cattrall's character in Sex And The City. Indeed, though not in huge numbers, far too many students looked at PR as "party-planning" rather than a real communications discipline.

Though it can't compete with Hollywood, my thought that the PR blogosphere would help turn that corner. I mean, there they are, for any student or professional who wishes to read... hundreds of online journals from folks who live and breathe this stuff every day. The knowledge I glean from this community (for free) is worth several times what a PRSA membership was.

But, then, over the weekend, we backslid. I bring you, Strumpette.

According to her own self-description:

Bottom line professionally speaking, I am 5’ 4” tall, athletic, Pantene shoulder-length black hair, perfect perky boobs. I present well and am most accomodating. I’ve slept with clients. I sleep with my boss. I am the consummate PR strumpette. When I was 7 my mother told me I'd "never get anywhere with that mouth." I've apparently dedicated my life in proving her wrong.
"Professionally speaking?" What profession, may I ask? The oldest one, perhaps?

It was only a matter of time... Now the "cleavage-for-coverage" crowd as a voice in the blogosphere...

"Amanda Chapel" is clearly a pseudonym. As Kami Huyse points out, for example, there aren't any news releases out there with Ms. Chapel as a contact.

Over at Andrea Weckerle's blog, Robert Ricci says that "A Man, Duh" Chapel could be, well, a man. Hell... "Amanda Chapel" could even be a group of men. I mean, the name itself is an anagram for "Alan, Chad, Pa, Me."

Worth following, in a trainwreck, Whitney-Houston-Interviewing-With-Diane-Sawyer kind of way.

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